If Harvey Pekar rode a bicycle (and had more money but not a ludicrous amount)

The front room

Specialized Toupé carbon saddle. Yes, it’s a road saddle. No, I didn’t put it on the mountain bike. Yes, I didn’t bother to take it off.

Bugger

I’m not alone on this

Hmmm...

Love this woman...

https://cyclingtips.com/2016/04/why-stella-yu-is-the-most-powerful-woman-in-the-cycling-industry/

... but I’m not paying that.

Be honest. You thought about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Pekar

Google, I have a question. How do I go about living the best life I can? 

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/determinism-causal/

Never mind